The 22 Best Weed Gifts for Your Stoner Pals

With recreational cannabis use legal in more and more places with each passing election cycle, weed use is becoming less stigmatized by the day, which is really great news for everyone—your pal who burns mad trees, or your grandma with chronic pain. Legality means greater research, and more information passed on to the consumer, so you can worry less about getting too stoney-baloney, and just enjoy—praise Jah! The holiday season is quickly approaching, and it’s a great time to start thinking about what you’re going to be gifting your stoner pals this year.

Great news on that front: Weed stuff has gotten really inventive, and so much better looking than the old rainbow blown-glass pipes we used to hide in a pair of rolled-up socks in high school. Whether you’re looking for a classy lighter case or some dry mouth lozenges, when it comes to shopping for stoner gifts, you need venture no further, reader.

Lord Jones CBD body lotion

Lord Jones has no shortage of high-class CBD-infused products, but its ultra-moisturizing body lotions are tops. Every pump of lotion is infused with full-spectrum CBD, and the light grapefruit fragrance means that when someone asks "What kind of lotion are you wearing?" you'll take it as a compliment.

A mellow buzz, like the days of yore

Buy your stoner pals a few packs of joints from Dad Grass, an L.A.-based company that sells organic CBD joints that contain less than 0.3 percent THC, which offer a mellow buzz with all the chill and none of the paranoia. “I find that about half a joint will get me the right kind of not-really-faded, like the light, smiley feeling you have a couple of hours after hitting a bubbler,” Adam Rothbarth recently wrote for VICE in his review of the stuff.

Yes, CBD-infused pajamas are a thing

OK, look: We know this sounds a little crazy, but one of your faithful VICE writers tested these CBD-infused pajamas out and found them surprisingly legit. “After about 45 minutes of having them on, around 9 PM, I realized I was walking from room to room of my apartment kind of aimlessly,” Mary Frances Knapp wrote for VICE in a full review. “I realized I was super relaxed. I realized I felt… kind of stoned?”

A tincture that tastes like buttered popcorn

“Standard Dose is the first retailer I’ve visited that made me feel like I found my people,” Mary Frances Knapp wrote for VICE. “After about 15 minutes, it just felt like someone took away the gongs from the anxiety monkeys in my brain. I didn’t feel spaced out or hyper-connected to my doomscroll self in a way I think a lot of people who work from home do. I just… relaxed, slowed down, and cooled out.”

Soft sheets for ultra-comfy weed naps

There’s nothing better than getting stoned and slithering under some soft sheets. Your pothead pals will love the moisture-wicking, durable-yet-smooth feel of this set by our favorite linen-slingers at Buffy. “Linen wicks away moisture better than cotton, and its long staple creates a fabric that is as soft as it is durable,” Buffy CEO Leo Wang told VICE, “[so] a high-quality linen sheet set can stand up to decades of use […] There’s a huge difference between sleeping in linen compared to your average cotton or microfiber sheet set.”

A Deadhead apron for baking while baked

[Adds to cart.] Anything from the chefware purveyors at Hedley & Bennett is going to be a) sick and b) sturdy as hell. This collab with The Grateful Dead—the band’s first official foray into the apron game—is the perfect gift for your bud who likes to bake whilst baked.

A subscription snack box for the munchies

Subscription boxes are some of the most perfect last-minute gifts that don’t require shipping. Giving your stoner friend a monthly snack box subscription is essentially like having a massive 7-Eleven run dropped off on their doorstep every few weeks. (In other words, they’re gonna love it.)

Room spray to get rid of… odors

While one of the great joys of having your own place is being able to smoke indoors, sometimes you don’t want your living room to smell like a weed farm. That’s where an indelible room spray comes in. We’re big fans of P.F. Candle Co. and its grown-up scents, especially Amber & Moss. VICE writer Becca Blasdel also swears by the magical stank-be-gone powers of Veil, which is specifically intended for weed smoke. Gift one to your buds so they can finally let their parents check out their apartment.

A sploof so they can blast off in secret

Just because some of our stoner pals have to blast-off in secret, doesn’t mean they need to break out the ol’ toilet paper tube/dryer sheets combo from high school. It’s 2021—we’re buying Big Boy Sploofs now. The aptly named Sploofy is a great choice for keeping your THC consumption on the DL.

A robot vacuum to suck up weed crumbs

If your local stoner can only roll a fat blunt by leaving behind a dusting of errant weed crumbs that cover their living space, it might be time for a little robotic help. Instead of buying them a broom, let them continue to melt into the couch while their iRobot Roomba does the hard work for them. They’ll love you for it, and you won’t have to keep your shoes on when you stop by for a sesh.

A stash jar that doubles as an art piece

Long gone are the days of your bud keeping their buds in an Altoids tin or bright orange pill bottle. No, we’re all grown up, which means we have a lil’ extra cash to spend on this beautiful Full Moon Jar by Eleni Kantos. Pothead-core, but make it #art. If you’re feeling extra-spendy, Jonathan Adler has an incredibly sophisticated line of stash jars, so your pals can keep it classy when it comes to storing the devil’s lettuce (like it’s on display in a 19th-century Victorian parlor).

A mushroom night light

They’re just… so cute. Give these LED mushroom night lights to your stoner pal who wants to replace the tapestry on their wall, but also wants to preserve the psychedelic vibes they’ve spent so long cultivating.

A scalp massager

Yes, these are real—as real as the love your baked buddy will feel for you once you bestow this elite head-scratching device upon them. Besides feeling amazing, this scalp massager helps invigorate blood flow to the scalp, which in turn helps promote healthy hair, exfoliate the scalp, distribute natural oils, and control flakiness.

So they always know when its 420

This stoney-baloney clock is the perfect mashup between two fave brands—HUF and Lost Farm. HUF is the notoriously 420-friendly skate brand that always goes big for the stoner holiday, and it’s paired up with Lost Farm on a sick line of merch, plus two live-resin edibles—black cherry OG Kush gummies and Sour Grape Diesel chews. Now they’ll never miss a sesh, because they’ve got an incredibly steezy clock on the wall.

Upgrade their rolling tray

Sure Raw brand papers are great and they get the job done, but are they special? No—but these Crush Cones from Flower by Edie Parker are. Not only are these cones patterned, they’re also flavored. Of course your local stoner might already be equipped with a tamping stick, but if you really want to spoil your buds (in more ways than one), gift them a luxurious white bronze fog pin, for rolling the tightest spliffs and keeping all their pieces clean. If your friend is already set up with their own rolling papers, it’s more than likely that they could use some natural wood rolled smoke filters to make rolling joints that much easier; once you start rolling with pre-made filters (as opposed to trying to fashion your own out of whatever cardboard is lying around) it’s hard to go back.

Now throw on some Enya and sail away.

The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story.