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The Bears are not back—they’re actually eliminated from the playoffs and have the first pick in the draft. But Rob,…
As someone with a mother who has suggested taking a shower to cure a variety of ailments—to calm down, relax,…
I don’t get along with caffeine. I’ll never forget the time I had a glass of RC Cola as a…
The moon in Capricorn mingles with Neptune in Pisces at 3:01 AM and meets Pluto in Capricorn at 10:52 AM,…
There’s a war raging all around us, and the battlefield is recently renovated houses. On one side are the excited,…
I used to live my life in disheveled darkness, wearing whatever cheap, low-quality undergarments I could find at Target or…
You’re hip. You’re happening. You know this, we know this, your mom knows this. The only people who don’t know…
T-minus 26 days until V-Day, people—which means you better turn your brain to hustle mode and start thinking about the…
Kink has never been more possible than in this hot and gaping Year of Our Lord 2023. We are blessed…