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I remember ordering my first sex toy—it was a dual-ended, purple jelly dildo that I definitely shouldn’t have been buying.…
Never been eaten out by a robot? Molto tragico. It’s 2024, and high-tech vibrators for all sexual proclivities abound, whether…
Did you know that deep sea scientists know more about the Mariana Trench than they do about sex toys? At…
You know what we don’t have the budget for these days? Anything other than our own fingers up our own…
A tractor trailer overturned on I-40 near Oklahoma City Wednesday, spilling vibrators all over Mustang Road and closing the off…
We feel pretty “meh” about those C-grade, non-bank day holidays, albeit with two exceptions: National Marzipan Day (January 12) and…
Howdy, and happy International Women’s Day! Hopefully you’ve made it this far into the day without having to explain to…
Do you have a big mouth, and an even bigger anus? Then you’ll probably agree that sexual discretion means many…
You gotta do it, man. No matter how drunk, lazy, or Ben Affleck Dunkin Donuts #sad you’re feeling: You must…
What is it about summer that makes the dildo gods so benevolent? Right after catching word of Lovehoney’s current 70%…