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I remember ordering my first sex toy—it was a dual-ended, purple jelly dildo that I definitely shouldn’t have been buying.…
We feel pretty “meh” about those C-grade, non-bank day holidays, albeit with two exceptions: National Marzipan Day (January 12) and…
I wanna get shafted. I want to be shiskabobbed by my dildos, or feel like a PT Cruiser getting pumped…
You gotta do it, man. No matter how drunk, lazy, or Ben Affleck Dunkin Donuts #sad you’re feeling: You must…
You know how Robert de Niro wore platform shoes to gain a few inches on-screen? Well, you can basically do…
“Best deals on vibrators” and “Mother’s Day” are perhaps not the intersection where we thought we’d land while gift shopping,…
Just when we thought we were done placing our money at the pire of the dildo gods (thanks to an…
A helping, vibrating hand is key as we masturbate our way out of stay-at-home ennui, assorted shades of depression, the…
Jeff Jetton has about 100 dildos he’s looking to get rid of. They were a gift.”If you know anyone looking,”…