Horny? Good! Lovehoney’s V-Day Sale Is Here, and Already 50% Off

As we edge (or rather, goon) towards February 14, we once again find ourselves swiping through Instagram ads for Valentine’s Day and Easter gifts followed by solicitations to participate in that Sun-Maid raisin lawsuit. (We’re sadly ineligible, as it turns out.) Luckily, one of the upsides of passing through this liminal, inter-holiday space is that it’s filled with tons of early V-Day sex toy sales. Over at Lovehoney, for example, the Valentine’s Day promos have already kicked off with deals of up to 50% off everything from couple’s vibrators to lingerie. And that, folks, has completely unshrinked our raisin.

Lovehoney is one of the most GOATED sexual wellness retailers out there, because it boasts Cheesecake Factory menu-levels of toy varieties; there are hundreds of vibrators, strap-ons, gag balls, and sets of themed lingerie to peruse for special occasions, horny holidays, or because it’s Friday and you want to blow your load in a clitoral vibrator that’s shaped like a rose.

In anticipation of V-Day 2024, Lovehoney is slashing the prices on some of its bestselling toys, including the aforementioned rose vibrator (big romance points), the legendary Magic Wand vibrator, and the VICE editor-loved Fifty Shades of Grey rabbit vibrator; there will be deals on sex toy bundles and kits, remote-controlled prostate massagers, and lace-up red bras that make us feel like a Skyrim wench.

It’s never too early in the year to feel something, especially when that something is an 11-piece sex toy kit, so what are you waiting for? Grocery store flowers are nice, but a bouquet of dildos is even better.

Shop the entire Valentine’s Day sale at Lovehoney.

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