The Best After-Christmas and Boxing Day Sex Toy Sales to Jingle Your Bells

December 26, 2022 Off By Mary Frances "Francky" Knapp

Feel like washing down Festivus with a few sex toy deals? Of course you do. Unlike Him, you’re only human, and more than deserving of a little something special that goes bump in the night. Whatever holidays you may have observed this season, the sex toy deities have been most generous with the best after-Christmas and Boxing Day sales this year, including those on sex toys; they’ve bestowed us with savings on sparkling anal plugs and app-controlled couples’ vibrators, and they’ve inspired us to make a little more room in Santa’s sack for the kinds of dildos and bondage kits we’re dying to try in 2023.

We’re so stoked to strap in for a new year of more (and more better) sex with ourselves and everyone else on our naughty list, andwe’ve rounded up the absolute best sex toy deals and sales for Boxing Day/the New Year/the best Monday we’ve had in ages.

Lube your tube, and let’s shop for some good vibrations.

Babeland

Babeland is offering $30 off orders of over $150 with the code JUST4YOU, and it’s slinging sales on everything from dolphin-themed vibrators to fiery floggers.

Dame

You can save up to 50% off select items at Dame’s End of the Year Sale, including light-as-air clitoral suction vibrators, sexual wellness bundles, and the VICE editor favorite wand vibrator, Com, that doubles as a back massager and feels like a spa day for your clit.

LELO

The Swedish sexual wellness brand LELO makes some of the most beautiful sex toys on Earth, and is offering discounts of up to 50% select sexual wellness items and giving away a free Sona clitoral vibrator with every purchase over $179 for its Not So Silent Nights sale. It’s hard to whittle down our wish list, but the VICE editor-approved Enigma cruise vibrator is at the tippity top thanks to its ability to stimulate the G-spot and clitoris, simultaneously, for monster jam blended orgasms.

Curious about prostate play? Then cop the Hugo vibrator, a best selling remote controlled prostate massager, for a juicy $55 off to get the good times rolling.

Lovehoney

The Semi-Annual Sale is in full swing at Lovehoney, where you can get up to 60% off customer favorites from brands such as Womanizer, We-Vibe, and Lovense. Expect to find us fleshing out our 2023 sex dungeon with new-and-improved BDSM staples, such as these easy-to-install bondage restraints (just sling them under your mattress).

Lovers

LoversNew Year New Pleasure sale is offering 20% off items sitewide with the code NY2023; the sale includes one of the most iconic sex toys of 2022, the rosebud clitoral vibe, and the Ruby Glow Grinder, which is one of the best humping and grinding vibrators your clams can buy.

PinkCherry

You can get 30% off sitewide and up to 80% off at PinkCherry’s After Christmas Blowout sale with the code HOLIDAY. The star standout is the internet’s most beloved clitoral suction vibrator, the Satisfyer Pro 2, at a whopping $30 off. And, yes, it really is that game-changing; we’ve penned an in-depth VICE review of everything the vibrator does right, but suffice to say it feels like getting some of the best head of your life.

Unbound Babes

Unbound Babes makes the kind of sex toys that look so cool, they could cut the line at Berghain and get away with it. It’s offering 22% off all orders over $69, no code needed.

Zumio

Zumio is throwing a 30% off sale and including free shipping, which means you can scoop its high-speed direct contact clitoral vibrators and enjoy some extraterrestrial-level orgasms and creative nipple play.

Happy holidays, horndogs.


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