Hold My Lube: These Best-Selling Sex Toys Are On Sale for Valentine’s Day
February 8, 2022Valentine’s Day is less than a week away, people, and if you haven’t had a chance to shop for you or your special someone, now is the time. It’s also a great time to start thinking about what’s going down on Valentine’s Night—or, hopefully, who’s going down. Whether you’re ringing in V-Day 2022 with your long-term boo, having a “casual hang” with your situationship, or solo-riding the couch, everyone could use a smattering of seriously on-sale sex toys.
Hoping to spice things up this year with some sexcessories, but don’t know where to start? No worries: These sex toys from some of our favorite erotic retailers are all on sale for V-Day. We’re talking about to-die-for dildos, our all-time fave air-pressure clit-sucker, and rumbly vibrators that are sure to make this Valentine’s Day one to remember (and remember, and remember).
This 45,000+ reviews clitoral vibe
One of our editors loves the Satisfyer Pro 2 Air-Pulse Clitoral Stimulator, because “It’s versatile, and an ideal clitoral toy for beginner and experienced sex toy users,” she writes. “It seems to have cracked the design code on how to be a toy for both people with sensitive clitorises and those who want to get their pussy tenderized into schnitzel.” Oh, and it’s 14% off at Amazon right now in blue—the most cosmically sexy color.
Sex toys made with Swedish design
Oh LELO, how we le-love you. “As one might expect, the combo of internal vibration and clitoral sonic massage is pretty damn mind-blowing,” Rec Room contributor Angel Kilmister writes about the LELO Enigma. “You know when you're receiving oral and your partner slides in a couple of fingers at the optimal time? This is the best toy for replicating that crazy-hot combo.” Yeah, we’re sold—especially since it’s currently $40 off.
For penis-clad partners, you can’t go wrong with the LELO F1S V2—this male masturbator connects to an app of your smartphone for precise control, has a soft, flexible sleeve, utilizes patented Cruise Control technology, and is on sale right now for $46 off.
Shoes not included
The sex toy savants over at Ella Paradis are practically giving away the Better Love Tap Dancer at its current price of over $100 off. It’s 100% waterproof, comes with multiple vibration settings, and uses “TAPPLEASURE Technology that mimics the same human touch a vulva owner would feel during foreplay,” according to the site.
A rose by any other name…
…Would not get the job done as well as this Better Love Rose Vibrator, which is currently marked down a whopping $188. This on-theme toy is an “epically sexy” dual-purpose vibrator and air-pulse toy, with 10 different settings for its powerful motor that’s guaranteed to make you “bloom with excitement.” We love a good plant-based euphemism.
Remote-controlled vibrating panties
What, you don’t already have a pair? These 25%-off flirty lace panties come with a sleek, curved massager with 10 vibration, pulsation, and escalation functions that are controlled with a single-button remote that has a range of up to 20 feet.
A stealthy lipstick vibrator
Nothing like a little discounted novelty sex toy to get our blood pumping. This lipstick vibrator is the perfect come-hither gift, whether you’re looking for a toy that can go incognito on vacation, or fit in your purse at the opera. (Nooo-OOO-o-OO-ooo-OOOO-o judgment, opera can be a slog.)
Stay gold (and horny)
If you’re not going to get some dope, non-corny jewelry for Valentine's Day, cop the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure 24k Gold Luxury Edition instead. It features a 24-karat-gold-plated accent, comes in a sexy cherry red, and includes a deluxe travel bag for on-the-go orgasms. It also has four powerful motors and a slew of suction, tongue-motion, and vibration patterns. Plus, the vibrating silicone handle offers powerful G-spot stimulation, and the two pleasure attachments customize your SO’s experience with different options for your—or your lover’s—erogenous areas. (VICE readers can also save $40 with code LOVE at checkout.)
Have a happy, horny holiday.
The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story.